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IZZIE STEVENS QUOTES

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Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [to Alex] You wanna see it? You really wanna see it? Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we?
[she rips off her shirt]
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Lets see if I remember my anatomy.
[takes off her pants]
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Gluts, right? Lets study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med. school! You wanna call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on 200 grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.

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George O'Malley: I don't think you understand. Me - gonads! You- ovaries!
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
George O'Malley: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Will you add it to your list, please?
George O'Malley: What?
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Tampons!
Meredith Grey: To the list. It's your turn.
George O'Malley: I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want to see you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't wanna see you in your underwear!
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal.

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Alex Karev: Morning, Dr. Model.
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Alex Karev: [he sees a tattoo on her lower stomach] Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?

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Alex Karev: Why are you helping me?
Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [yells] 'Cause it's what Jesus would freaking do!

- quotes from IMDB.com